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This is a special message from Ted Nugent. Nuge finished Sarah Palin’s manifesto, “Going Rogue” this week. Usually, even Ferocious Theodocious can’t finish a volume in under a week, but it turns out this book is 300 black & white copies of the front cover. After page 50, you’ve got a fairly clear idea what’ll happen next. Nuge breezed through that sucker in an afternoon.
The Motor City Madman figgered Sarah would go away after she tried to show us how qualified she was to be the Most Powerful Man in the World by quitting her job as Second Most Important Woman in Alaska to write a book. That would be like if Nuge stopped writing unrelenting Rock tour de force to run for public office. Apparently, if you’re dad is a dude from Monty Python, you can get away with anything.
If you’re here with Nuge in Waco, Texas, you probably don’t have anything better to do than read more of Sweaty Teddy’s thoughts on May... Gov... Swimsuit Model Palin, “Gin-Soaked” John McCain, and “Chicago Ganster” Barack O’Bummer. Nuge lays all bare in “NUGE FOR PREZ and Other Fiction,” by Paul Juser. This excellent book follows Nuge's historic 2008 presidential campaign to build an America that makes sense, bring to justice pigs and criminals, and lead our troop to battle wielding only a loincloth and spear.“Nuge for Prez” may be the most patriotic book ever written. So good the real Nuge ripped off the cover. Thanks for reading.
(not actually)
Ted Nugent.
printisbetter.blogspot.com
pauljuser.blogspot.com
This is a special message from Ted Nugent. Nuge finished Sarah Palin’s manifesto, “Going Rogue” this week. Usually, even Ferocious Theodocious can’t finish a volume in under a week, but it turns out this book is 300 black & white copies of the front cover. After page 50, you’ve got a fairly clear idea what’ll happen next. Nuge breezed through that sucker in an afternoon.
The Motor City Madman figgered Sarah would go away after she tried to show us how qualified she was to be the Most Powerful Man in the World by quitting her job as Second Most Important Woman in Alaska to write a book. That would be like if Nuge stopped writing unrelenting Rock tour de force to run for public office. Apparently, if you’re dad is a dude from Monty Python, you can get away with anything.
If you’re here with Nuge in Waco, Texas, you probably don’t have anything better to do than read more of Sweaty Teddy’s thoughts on May... Gov... Swimsuit Model Palin, “Gin-Soaked” John McCain, and “Chicago Ganster” Barack O’Bummer. Nuge lays all bare in “NUGE FOR PREZ and Other Fiction,” by Paul Juser. This excellent book follows Nuge's historic 2008 presidential campaign to build an America that makes sense, bring to justice pigs and criminals, and lead our troop to battle wielding only a loincloth and spear.“Nuge for Prez” may be the most patriotic book ever written. So good the real Nuge ripped off the cover. Thanks for reading.
(not actually)
Ted Nugent.
printisbetter.blogspot.com
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