Laugh at Yourself First: "Mercy Seat"

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Congratulations, folks, we made it to Friday. This week, I have for you a short play, "Mercy Seat," about the arrest of the Knights Templar. This historic event has been the root of countless conspiracy theories. I don't think I believe in the conspiracies, or the aliens anymore, but I still hold a candle for Sasquatch. Next week I have a short story in photos, called "Regular Crazy."

If you're here with me in Binghamton, you're probably jumping at every opportunity to break from the computer screen and enjoy any scrap of sunshine before it passes. First, print off "Mercy Seat," then visit the bike wizards at Chenango Point Cycles. They helped get me moving again this week. I give you express permission to print any of these stories to read in parks, or outdoor cafes, or any place you can get some natural light. Advise your friends. Don't forget "Dollars Per Hour." Thanks for reading.

-Paul
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"Dear Sirs," by Dr. John Sulich Jr.

Laugh at Yourself First: AIN SOPH, Part II

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With great pleasure I present the conclusion of my short story, AIN SOPH. I hope you’ve enjoyed this story and the road leading up to it as much as I have. I had the distinct pleasure this week of hearing Part 2 read by WSKG's Bill Snyder. If you’re here with me in Binghamton, you’ll recognize Bill as the voice of Classical music from 10-1 weekdays at 89.3fm or at wskg.org. Bill has a voice perfect for Kurt Vonnegut, a voice I hope I captured in the writing of this story. Next week, I have a short one-act play about the arrest of Jacques de Molay, entitled “Mercy Seat.”

I’ve added more “DEAR SIRS,” to the Print is Better blog. These letters address Ralph Nader as a conscience vote, an appeal for George W. Bush to live up to his promises, and advice for Ronald Reagan to knock on wood. Click each picture to enlarge and read. Next week I will have more DEAR SIRS, as well as “The Anniversary Present,” by Marty Murray.

Until then, have a good week. I hope you do something satisfying. Keep in mind you can find Dollars Per Hour by clicking the name. Remember, print is better to read, so feel free to print any of these pieces for yourself. You'll be helping me if you pass the story along when you're done. Thanks for reading.

Paul
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"Dear Sirs," by Dr. John Sulich Jr.

Laugh at Yourself First: "AIN SOPH"

Visit Laugh at Yourself First for AIN SOPH and more prose, script, and very little poetry by Paul Juser.
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I promised and promised and promised, and AIN SOPH Part 1 is finally done. I hope it lives up to your expectations, because it surpassed my own. I am very proud to present this two-part story of techno chaos. I have successfully blended Sci-Fi and Fantasy into a new genre I will call Science-Fantastion! Next week I will have AIN SOPH Part 2. Both parts feature original covers and artwork by Kip Ayers.

If you’ve visited the Print is Better blog, you’ve seen a new addition, Dear Sirs, by Dr. John Sulich Jr. I’ll be adding more to Print is Better in the next few weeks, including more of Dear Sirs and The Anniversary Present, by Marty Murray. If you’re here with me in Binghamton, you’ve seen Marty on many stages. He first graced my own as a PEZ dispenser, and in his next show he had to fist-fight his future self. Marty most recently appeared in Know Theatre’s production of BENT. The Anniversary Present is a hilarious sketch about a couple who may not know each other as well as they think.

I hope I don’t sound repetitive mentioning Dollars Per Hour. Ultimately I'd like you to purchase my novel, however, I'd rather have you reading. That's why Dollars Per Hour and my first novel, Here in this Sorrow are available in free .pdf download through Lulu.com. Of course, I won’t turn you away should you have a few extra dollars to spare for a printed copy. All proceeds go to my theatre company, Theatricks by Starlight, so you can think of it as a tip jar for theatre. Thanks for reading.

-Paul
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"Dear Sirs," by Dr. John Sulich Jr.

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Laugh at Yourself First: "Olympia Blues"

March 5, 2009

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I’m hard at work giving AIN SOPH the spit polish for next week. AIN SOPH will be presented in two parts with covers and illustrations by Kip Ayers. I’m so proud of the story, and can’t wait to give it to you. This week’s piece goes out to my friends in the Pacific Northwest, who were always there for me when I needed to get off the East Coast. This poem is called “Olympia Blues.” Some may remember this poem from when I performed years ago, and it probably made it into a chap book or two. This version has been extensively cleaned and revised, and has a little more life.

If you’re here with me in Binghamton, you already know that tomorrow night is First Friday. Our city is blessed with about a dozen art galleries in less than 3 blocks, and each month we light up downtown for some culture. Winter is passing, the cold is almost gone, it’s time for us to get out in the streets and laugh a little. If it gets a little cold, stop by Amera’s Cup-O-Soup at the corner of Chenango and Henry St. for the best soup in town. Leave a bowl of the Egyptian Tomato for me.

Computer screens cook your eyes with their light. A printed book reflects light, making it easier and more pleasurable to read. I encourage to print these stories for yourself, or to pass along to a friend when you are done. You can even do the same with my novel, “Dollars Per Hour,” available for free download through Lulu.com. You will probably save yourself money by having Lulu print and bind it for you, and deliver the book to your door. All proceeds benefit Theatricks by Starlight. Thank you for reading.

-Paul